Saw this idea on a blog I love to follow. Haven't posted in ages (hoping summer helps me get back into the swing of things) and thought this one would be a great summer kickoff post. Plus it was fun! Hope you enjoy these 25 random facts you may or may not know about me! :)
I once choreographed a dance to Joyride by Roxette. The choreography was quite simple.
1) Stand in circle. 2) pick up hand weights 3) pass
hand weights to next person 4) repeat
----this might by why Britney Spears never
asked me to choreograph any numbers.
- My babysitter growing up, Edna, made the best freaking Ramen
Noodles ever. I swear. And what was even
better was the she let Trey and I eat them in my bedroom at my Playschool 2 in 1
kitchen/vanity. So we would open the window
and talk to each other about how freaking amazing our noodles were.
I seriously get so pissed off when Mustard wins the Hot dog
Race at the Royals games.
I.DESPISE.MUSTARD
Growing up with an older brother was tough. I would get so excited when he would actually
play with me. But, it wasn’t ever really
what I had hoped. Like one time we
played “Find the unlocked door.” This
game entailed me running around outside trying to find the door he had unlocked
{the rule was that one ALWAYS had to be unlocked but you could switch them
based on where your opponent was around the house}. Turns out Trey’s version of this game was to
lock them all, play his Nintendo, and listen to me pant outside for hours.
I wore hoop earrings from sun up to sun down every day for
10 years until I had a baby who found it very fun to stretch out my holes
{insert that’s what she said comment
here}.
Every year around Christmas I miss that my brother doesn’t
live in Kansas City anymore. We always
met at Tom Fooleries and got drunk on a weekday.
Well
crap, now I am double sad that Tom Fooleries North is closed.
- I have always wanted to be a teacher…it was my calling in
life. Ask my Mom. She will tell you I began scolding my
imaginary students at a very young age and even had to put Tommy in the closet a few
times to think about his actions.
I have the mouth of an effing sailor. It’s part of the package so take it or leave
it.
I still have a fear of jelly fish after watching Hobie get
bit by one on Baywatch. Apparently I don’t
have to worry about this too much as I live in Missouri. Who knew???
I often think that my dog Brinkley looks like many other
animals. {deer, birds, insects?}
- I can’t stand it when people type in basic font. BORING!
My favorite is Papyrus—if I am feeling crazy, I kick it up a notch and
make it bold and in fuchsia.
Ava Maria makes me smile every time I hear it. Then it makes me cry because I want to do my wedding day every year and I can't!
Repetitive noises are my kryptonite.
- Vacuum lines in the carpet are my crack addiction.
I never wore sunglasses nor purchased them until I was 19
because I thought my face wasn’t appropriate for them.
I.KILL.ALL.PLANT LIFE.
I eat more cheese in one week than one should eat in one
year…and yet I don’t like cheese on my burgers.
I never thought in a million years that Daniel Allegri would
know my name. Let alone marry me and be
my baby daddy! :)
I permed my hair until I was in 6th grade. Then the perm stuck. From that moment forward I would never have
control of the mop on my head.
I cashed in savings bonds to purchase a Chi straightening
iron in college {this was like a huge deal!}.
- I left my dog in the bathroom while I went to a party in
college and he chewed through the Chi straightening iron cord. I cried...for a VERY LONG TIME.
My dog Brinkley has the longest name ever. Professor Brinkley Patrick Cunningham
Allegri. Daniel and I are pretty sure he
has an English accent and studied and taught at a university in London before
we adopted him.
My best friend Angela and I love to sing “Don’t Cry for me
Argentina” from the Broadway musical, Evita.
I didn’t, however, say it was good singing, but we do put our whole
hearts into it.
A perfectly sharpened pencil is the cats pajamas.
I really like Rage Against the Machine. For what reason, I am not sure.
