Do I stand back sometimes and have out of body experiences?
Duh.
What do you do? Smile, laugh, and blog about it.
Welcome to the world of parenting....Allegri style.
Fact: My night stand used to house ibuprofen, water, Sex and the City books, remote control.
Now it houses freshly pumped breast milk, prenatal vitamins, a video baby monitor, and books that remind me to have safe sex in the city so I don't get knocked up again.
She Said: Babe, will you assemble exersaucer?
He Said: The what?
She Said: The exersaucer...
He Said: Isn't that the same thing as the Johnny Jumper...nevermind, I can't believe Johnny Jumper is now a part of my vocabulary.
Who knew the baby bjorn serves double duty...hands free baby carrier, and also an adult bib--Gia's head catches my salsa so it doesn't get on my clothes! SCORE! :)
Setting~Friday night
Plan~Dinner at Margaritas 7 p.m. then renting a movie and drinking wine.
Reality~Dinner at Margaritas at 6:30, one beer/margarita, no movie, in bed by 9 p.m.
What the hell is that? Oh...no biggie...I just found Gia's missing sock...static cling attached it to my underwear....I found it at 10:30 a.m.---I got dressed at 7:30 a.m.
Daniel used to hum to The Black Keys or Beck while cooking dinner...
Daniel now hums Twinkle Twinkle.
PRE-BABY FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION: Hey Reagan, what are you guys doing this weekend?
POST-BABY FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION: You going to pump and dump that?
We are in our element! Stay tuned.
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